Magic Promotions

Hot Christ, where to start with this one? It actually scares me to think of how many of these I did. It must be about two hundred. Each one a bespoke page for freeloaders to win a holiday or a car or a metric tonne of Maltesers or something. The first one I did was in 2005 and the last (as a full time employee, at least) was in 2011. At it’s peak I was doing five of them a week.

I’m sure most people, when contemplating their lives on their deathbeds will be regretfully lamenting the wasted hours they spent flopping their arses out on the sofa, inhaling Wotsits and watching repeats of Bargain Hunt.

For me, it’ll be these.