Lady Gaga

So what can you say that hasn’t already been said? Why is she so nuts? Is she a bloke? Howcome she’s just morphed into a motorbike? Do you think she’s ever done anything normal like go and buy a newspaper or something?

It may well betray my rock and / or metal slash unlistenable electronic sensibilities, but this is no place for elitism. I think she’s quite good. I’m basing this on the fact that I’ve seen her live and she can sing and play piano very well. You know, the sort of stuff Katy Perry dreams about. That’s if she’s ever had a sentient thought of her own.

And besides, pop music has its place. I’ve always said that. After you cut through the nonsense of wearing a giant hat in the shape of a toothbrush made out of Scotch eggs.