KFC PPR

Welcome to Kentucky. Bet you couldn’t find it on a map. Like most KFC employees, I’d imagine. Would it be one of the questions in an interview for a job with them, I wonder?

Now, you may have seen a burger knocking about here, indicating a McDonald’s thing I did for KISS way back. I won’t mention the ‘V’ word but at the time of writing I haven’t consumed any meat products for 24 years and any dairy products for eight. So with this also coming along, it just goes to show that every man has his price. And mine, would you believe, isn’t very much. Moral bankruptcy saving me from ACTUAL bankruptcy.

PPR stands for ‘people planning review’ and I made this for the KFC human resources department to enjoy. I assume they have a chicken resources department also. I’m just waffling now because I don’t really want to mention that it was created using the Satanic, font-ignoring software arseathon that is PowerPoint.

Thankfully I got it right first time. No poultry was harmed from my side. Had some beans to celebrate. Yes, beans are on the menu at KFC still. Fuck knows why.