Tim Howard

Everton Vector Portrait. A Series of Long Sufferings.

USA, USA, USA, etc.

Subject of possibly my favourite ever football chant, courtesy of adjacent West Ham fans: swear in a minute. He’s gonna swear in a minute. Is that offensive? In modern times? Possibly, yes. The first time West Ham fans have ever been unruly, I would say.

Tats, though. Too many, I would argue. But then I have none because I’m lame / a legend. You never know with tattoos, do you?

Fell into the same beard trap as Jeff Bridges.

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