Maximum Bass II

Flash game. Plus tits.

Erm. Not sure how to describe this one. Its a Flash game, so is from way back. I just hope we’re clear on that. We can file this under the more dubious career choices. But when you’re young and the bills need paying, you sell your soul to Satan. Right? Hey, I’ve seen some folk of equivalent age sucking Satan off in the car park, so my conscience remains pretty clear, relative to that.

I really don’t know how we got to the premise being ‘click your mouse to see the girls’, but I do remember the person managing the project being a woman, so I guess the younger me thought that made it Ok.

Ironically, the album it’s pedalling contains ‘Voodoo People’ by The Prodigy, which I like. Typical that a rare sight of something I find musically palatable ends up being associated with the type of thing that only sweaty-palmed adolescents could feasibly enjoy.

PLAY THIS HERE (Requires Flash)

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