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Abject PDFery.

Part of the reason I love my job so much is the opportunity it has to throw all manner of insane stuff my way. How many accountants can say they’ve had something in today where the instruction is ‘hey, can you turn a chameleon into a Slinky half way through?’

Sure, those guys absolutely coin me to death but at least when I die I can do it happy in the knowledge that I once also put a chameleon on a bald man’s head in a sunset for some reason. All accountants ever do is convert boredom to money. I think. I’m not 100% sure on how it works.

Really. My mum does my accounts.

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