Bridget & CJ’s Wedding

How much wood would a woodcut chuck if a woodcut would chuck what? That can’t be right. Obviously no wood was cut during this. You should see my hands. It’s like they’re made out of baby skin. Because hands that do dishes can feel as soft as your face with mild green Fairy Liquid. Probably too old a reference for you, that one. Not sure where it came from, either.

Anyway, this was a wedding invite for two of my bestest friends. I can’t even remember why the owl stole the show. Maybe it was appreciation of neck rotation. Maybe it was David Bowie in Labyrinth. Maybe it was an extreme, collective hatred of mice. Stupid blind bastards.

The church in the background is the one they got married in though, so some of it makes sense, I think.