Assorted Birthdays

You know, some of these I wasn’t even invited to. I can’t think why I’d even entertain the idea of doing them if I wasn’t due to attend. Maybe I was paid? Given that some of them go back as far as 2002, perhaps I could’ve been and have just forgotten. 2002. Those were the days. Were they? I only really remember the silver jubilee and the World Cup. And actually, an image of a dancing Dane Bowers has just flashed into my mind.

I’m going for a lie down.